A joke

A big polar bear and a little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the snow. The bear looks down at the rabbit and in a deep voice says, "Excuse me, Mr. Rabbit, but do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
The Rabbit looks up at the huge bear and in his squeaky voice says, "Why, no, Mr. Bear, I sure do not. "
So the bear scoops up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.

--The first time I heard this I couldn't stop laughing, my husband says it's an old one..but just in case you haven't heard it, I thought I'd share it.