Thursday, September 29, 2005

Pop Quiz!

What the hell crawled up my toddlers ass, and why does she persist on being such a grumpy terd? If it's your second child, is it written in the rule book somewhere that they must come with excessive angst, sensitivity, and energy?

Why do I always run into cool people (with definite friend potential) about 2 weeks before I'm about to move away? I must work on this when I get to NY.

Can anyone else believe I'm about to be 29??!! (be careful, this might be a trick question) ;)

Is there such thing as too much coffee? There can't be...

Did anyone else out there watch Commander In Chief on ABC Tuesday night? If so, were you like me, and it made you go into "Why I hate men - Why women are better" rants during every commercial break?

Why is my Dachshund such a wuss? Sure it's starting to get a bit chilly outside, but is that an excuse to start shivering the second he gets out? 40 degrees isn't that bad.

Is there a "knitter's anonymous" group somewhere? I think I'm getting addicted.


And finally...

Who out there turned the water off? I just went to get a glass of water, and WTF -- my faucet is dry. I could have at least gotten notice. I mean THANK GOD I wasn't in the shower..how awful would that be! The nerve...


I'll be using a sliding scale, and whoever scores the highest will become the teachers pet, and be forced to be at my beck and call , WITH a smile. Doesn't that sound awesome?!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

i cant answer all ur questions so i guess i fail!
the second child is supposed to have excessive angst, sensitivity, and energy.
You only notice that u find cool people when ur abt to move. Are u moving to NYC or somewhere crappy like upstate in Rochester where i am?
THERES NO WAY UR GONNA BE 29!!!!
Those words "too much" and "coffee" dont belong in the same sentence
I didnt watch commander in chief on tuesday but i cant say it was all too smart and all men cannot b judged by that movie
to some....40 degrees is cold
im sure we can make a knitter's anonymous group and it can b a 12 stitch program
o and ur water bill got lost in the mail.....

Glenda said...

Heh, your funny. I'm moving to Fort Drum, NY next May...all I hear is that it's {{{cold}}} :(

And yay..the water is on again. (3 hours later!!) I live in goverment housing so I don't pay a water bill..I think it was a cruel joke or something. Gotta watch out for "big brother" ya know.

Thanks for your answers! Being that you were the first (perhaps only?) person to comment, I think that calls for some extra credit points in your favor. :)

TC said...

Trade my 34 for your 29? Uh huh, at least now you may feel a 'lil' bit better :)

Anonymous said...

where is fort drum? i bet its like around the corner from me and im just too stupid to know

Anonymous said...

ok i figured out where fort drum is, its like 2 hours from me. But its outside of watertown and they get tons of snow in the winter as far as i remember, at least in comparison to here..and we get alot....so i hope you have a shovel and get to the knitting, ur gonna need some mittens for the little ones

Anonymous said...

ok i figured out where fort drum is, its like 2 hours from me. But its outside of watertown and they get tons of snow in the winter as far as i remember, at least in comparison to here..and we get alot....so i hope you have a shovel and get to the knitting, ur gonna need some mittens for the little ones

Glenda said...

So I need a shovel and some ski's right? Heh..I'm afraid to even think about it! I might just hibernate like a bear & stock up on soup, haha.

Anonymous said...

if u prefer skiing...then sure...i prefer snowbaording and sledding...stock up on hot cocoa and marshmallows...winters are the season we have most of....we can get snow from october to april on a really bad year...usualy its from november to march tho...but its at least real cold for 6 months

Anonymous said...

hey so since nobody else answered the quiz, do i win? and do i get to be the teacher's pet?

Anonymous said...

hey so since nobody else answered the quiz, do i win? and do i get to be the teacher's pet?

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Anonymous said...

ok i have no idea how that happend....this computer at work sucks...you would think kodak would give us better computers...sorry for being repetative

Glenda said...

Haha. It's cool.

AND YES!! You aced the quiz and totally get to be the teachers pet. It will be an awesome class because your the only student!! Think of how much one on one attention you'll get, without me having to divide my time up on others :)

It's priceless!

I will have to think more on the duties you will incur though, I'm not used to having subservients around! hehe.

For now just cherish the feeling of supreme accomplishment in making me smile, and for a job well done! :)